सोमवार, 24 अगस्त 2015

Santa Jokes : Ultimate !!!



santa jokes
Santa Jokes

Cute santa..!!

Doctor : i am sorry. 
Operation ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves aapke pet me reh  gaye.
Dobara opration karna hoga.

santa : Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye
Naya le le...
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This santa ji is The Ultimate! 😂

👳santa ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
santa-
Tujhe kya farak padta hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
😳😝😂😁
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Teacher: Your son has failed See his report.
Eng-20
Math-15
Hindi-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
SSt. - 17
Total-98

Santa: Total me toh kamaal hi kar diya..
Is Subject ka Teacher kaun hai !
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SANTA- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Santa- Tumne itne chhote-chhote baal kyu katwaye?
Banta- Naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahi the,
to maine bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de.....

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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai.

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Santa : Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere
mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL.
Cute santa !!---------------------------------------------
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