Andaz Apna Apna funny dialogues

Here are the dialogues from best comedy hindi movie "Andaz Apna Apna". Most of us have seen this move more than once . here are the best funny dialogues from this movie. Add missing dialogues in comments. 

"Baal Bhi kate hai 

Aur

Pata bhi naa chale"

"Jab tak Desh ke baap nahi sudharenge 

desh nahi sudhrenga

Ye baat principle ke samaj mai nahi aayi

lekin principal ke bete ke samaj mai aa gayi" 

"Aap kuchh bolegi ye kuchh samjege

thoda kuchh samjege bahot kuchh likhenge

yaha kuchh likhenge vaha kuchh chhapega

Aur jo kuchh chhapega wo ajib sa kuchh hoga

Aur wo ajib se kuchh mai kuchh na kuchh ho jayega"

"Are yar Do dost ek pyale mai chai piyenge

Isase Dosti Badhti he kya .. "

"Crime master gogo name he mera

ankhe nikal ke gotiya khelta hu gotiya"

"Aap Bilkul fikar mat kijiye

Sher ke ilake mai aajane ke baad

sikar kab tak bachta rahega "

"Hum to bachche hai

Akal ke kachche hai

Man ke sache hai .. kyu prem?

kyu nahi kyu nahi "

"Aap Purush hi nahi 

.

.

Maha Purush hai"

"Dhakitiki dhakitiki dhakitiki Dhaa..
Isme ek hi goli thi "
-Chrime master GoGo

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