Rahul Gandhi - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"

Modi - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi - I can eat 6 apples.
Modi - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay - I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! 


Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Rahul Gandhi - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Rahul Gandhi
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Rahul Gandhi: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!

Rahul Gandhi: Hey mom, what plans for weekend ?
Sonia : Income Tax Returns.
Rahul Gandhi: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sonia : Jaa mere baap, tu Modi ko gali de!!!

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Rahul Gandhi.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Rahul Gandhi- My number is 4.

SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Rahul Gandhi: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Rahul Gandhi - What should we do now?
Kejriwal - We'll take 50:50.
-Rahul Gandhi What about the remaining 900?

Rahul Gandhi: Let's go for movie.
Kejriwal : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Rahul Gandhi: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper..
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Rahul Gandhi comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

Kejriwal : I have more Fans than You..
Rahul Gandhi: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.

Rahul gandhi jokes in Hindi  

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