Here are the Funny Linux Jokes and memes that only Linux fans can understand.
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- I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.
(Didn't get ?? Learn Linux :p ) - Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.
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Me - will you be my valentine?
Girl - No way
Me- sudo will you be my valentine?
Girl - Yes..yes...yes ! let's go
He - Make me a sandwich ?
She - what ? make it yourself
He - sudo make me a sandwich
she - okay
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