There are lots of funny tweets on Salman Khan's upcoming movie Tubelight, Trailer looks superb and movie gonna break all the records this week. But Right now so much fun going around on tubelight poster and trailer.
Follow @pjpatakha
Judge - Us Din Car kaun chala raha tha ?
Salman - Mai !! ..
Sohil to Salman - Bhai tum rahene do, mai hi scooter chalata hu ..
Sab salman khan ko dekh rahe hai, lekin ye ladka apni hi setting me busy hai ..
Salman - Sir, Tubelight jarur dekhba
Modi - mere ghar bahot sari tubelights hai, roj dekhta hu ...
You will also like
Tubelight Funny memes -
Judge - Us Din Car kaun chala raha tha ?
Salman - Mai !! ..
Sohil to Salman - Bhai tum rahene do, mai hi scooter chalata hu ..
Sab salman khan ko dekh rahe hai, lekin ye ladka apni hi setting me busy hai ..
Salman - Sir, Tubelight jarur dekhba
Modi - mere ghar bahot sari tubelights hai, roj dekhta hu ...
Hindi Jokes on TubeLight
शाहरुख़ "फेन" लाया
सलमान ट्यूबलाईट लाया
अब
सलमान ट्यूबलाईट लाया
अब
आमिर "लाईट बिल" लेके आएगा !!
***
Oscar best movies
Last year - "spot light"
This year- "moon light"
Next year pakka Tubelight jitegi"
Last year - "spot light"
This year- "moon light"
Next year pakka Tubelight jitegi"
Funny Tweets on Tubelight -
— Fidus Achates (@Sohni_Bose) May 4, 2017Who is still virgin ? pic.twitter.com/jklwwjumFH
रायता कौन फैलायेगा ? pic.twitter.com/OpPcE8kWBd— Delhi se hu bhench*d (@delhichatter) May 4, 2017
1 Over mein Kitni baar ball dali jaati hai ? pic.twitter.com/xYixA6dLZy— Shivam Tripathi (@C_vam_Misspell) May 5, 2017
You will also like
;
width:100%;
height:100%;
position:fixed;
top:0;
left:0;
z-index:99999;
}
#fan-exit {
width:100%;
height:100%;
}
#fanbox {
background:white;
width:420px;
height:270px;
position:absolute;
top:58%;
left:63%;
margin:-220px 0 0 -375px;
-webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 50px 0 #939393;
-moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 50px 0 #939393;
box-shadow: inset 0 0 50px 0 #939393;
-webkit-border-radius: 5px;
-moz-border-radius: 5px;
border-radius: 5px;
margin: -220px 0 0 -375px;
}
#fanclose {
float:right;
cursor:pointer;
background:url(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NRmqfyLwBHY/T4nwHOrPSzI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/8b9O7O1q3c8/s1600/fanclose.png) repeat;
height:15px;
padding:20px;
position:relative;
padding-right:40px;
margin-top:-20px;
margin-right:-22px;
}
.remove-borda {
height:1px;
width:366px;
margin:0 auto;
background:#F3F3F3;
margin-top:16px;
position:relative;
margin-left:20px;
}
#linkit,#linkit a.visited,#linkit a,#linkit a:hover {
color:#80808B;
font-size:10px;
margin: 0 auto 5px auto;
float:center;
}
</style>
<script type='text/javascript'>
//<![CDATA[
jQuery.cookie = function (key, value, options) {
// key and at least value given, set cookie...
if (arguments.length > 1 && String(value) !== "[object Object]") {
options = jQuery.extend({}, options);
if (value === null || value === undefined) {
options.expires = -1;
}
if (typeof options.expires === 'number') {
var days = options.expires, t = options.expires = new Date();
t.setDate(t.getDate() + days);
}
value = String(value);
return (document.cookie = [
encodeURIComponent(key), '=',
options.raw ? value : encodeURIComponent(value),
options.expires ? '; expires=' + options.expires.toUTCString() : '', // use expires attribute, max-age is not supported by IE
options.path ? '; path=' + options.path : '',
options.domain ? '; domain=' + options.domain : '',
options.secure ? '; secure' : ''
].join(''));
}
// key and possibly options given, get cookie...
options = value || {};
var result, decode = options.raw ? function (s) { return s; } : decodeURIComponent;
return (result = new RegExp('(?:^|; )' + encodeURIComponent(key) + '=([^;]*)').exec(document.cookie)) ? decode(result[1]) : null;
};
//]]>
</script>
<script type='text/javascript'>
jQuery(document).ready(function($){
if($.cookie('popup_user_login') != 'yes'){
$('#fanback').delay(20000).fadeIn('medium');
$('#fanclose, #fan-exit').click(function(){
$('#fanback').stop().fadeOut('medium');
});
}
$.cookie('popup_user_login', 'yes', { path: '/', expires: 7 });
});
</script>
<div id='fanback'>
<div id='fan-exit'>
</div>
<div id='fanbox'>
<div id='fanclose'>
</div>
<div class='remove-borda'>
</div>
<iframe allowtransparency='true' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' src='//www.facebook.com/plugins/likebox.php?
href=https://www.facebook.com/aeyraju&width=402&height=255&colorscheme=light&show_faces=true&show_border=false&stream=false&header=false'
style='border: none; overflow: hidden; margin-top: -19px; width: 402px; height: 230px;'></iframe><center>
<span id="linkit">Powered by <a href="http://kikbooks.com">Textbook</a> <a href="http://www.theblogwidgets.com/2013/08/facebook-popup-widget-with-lightbox.html">Widget</a></span></center>
</div>
</div>){kind=link}