Java is a programming language. Here are the funny memes and jokes on java which will make you laugh harder. Only geeks can understand.
Funny Jokes and Memes On java
what is java ?
Can't open the jar -
Download and install Java !
Download and install Java !
Name four versions of java -
Mar java, mit java , lut jav, mai sadke java
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Once a programmer has a problem
Then he Decided to use java
Now he has ProblemFactory !!
Now he has ProblemFactory !!
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Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Who's there?"
very long pause...
.
.
"Java."
"Java."
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Other funny Geek Jokes
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